Cuffed Thong Sandals

I just did a google search for "stupid sandals with cloth around the ankle."  For some reason, knowing that they are actually called "cuffed thong sandal" makes me hate them even more.

Really, why would you wear these?  The excuse I always get for sandals in general is "My feet need to breathe."  While I won't get into the fact that that's the dumbest excuse for poor fashion I've ever heard, I would assert to you that this sandal actually achieves the exact opposite.  Why don't you just surround your ankle with some nice heavy suede.

Sounds good to me.

Hipster Headband

I received not one, not two, but three separate messages today from alert readers who spotted this disaster on various forms of public transportation.  I will point out that one could achieve the same look by tying a shoelace or piece of clothesline around one's head.  I will further posit that these items are not meant for fashion, but rather should be used for functional purposes only. 

And if you disagree, then please stay off the bus.