Hipster Headband

I received not one, not two, but three separate messages today from alert readers who spotted this disaster on various forms of public transportation.  I will point out that one could achieve the same look by tying a shoelace or piece of clothesline around one's head.  I will further posit that these items are not meant for fashion, but rather should be used for functional purposes only. 

And if you disagree, then please stay off the bus.